I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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