How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Come see our sink grown plant.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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