how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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