I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
Randomize
