Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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