so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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