oh god the rape fog is back!
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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