Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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