have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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