In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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