how can u be prego again
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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