real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize
