I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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