he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
We are all done wearing pants today
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