So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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