Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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