Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Enjoy the penises
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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