Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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