I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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