So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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