Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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