Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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