Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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