did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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