everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Michael Bay diarrhea
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
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