ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
My feet surprised me
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