Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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