Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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