There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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