Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Randomize
