This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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