Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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