I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Randomize
