so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
