dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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