I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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