yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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