garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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