You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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