Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I just gift wrapped bread.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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