so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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