He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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