"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
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