So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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