I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
Randomize
