I cannot find my penis.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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