Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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