I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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