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I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.

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(915): View more from Texas

After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.

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(802): View more from Vermont

Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?

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(631): View more from New York

I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.

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(406): View more from Montana

Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid

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(214): View more from Texas

I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.

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(563): View more from Iowa

She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..

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(702): View more from Nevada

Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers

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Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house

(702): View more from Nevada

Pro: there’s always strippers at our house

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