Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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