Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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