Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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