So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
