I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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