Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize