I want to stick my p in your. b.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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