Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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