Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
this will be a night to untag.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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